All systems “go” for launch

The countdown clock is fast approching zero hour. The vehicle is fueled and ready on the launch pad, and we will be preparing for takeoff very shortly. As you can see, we have a nice, comfortably-appointed, climate-controlled crew cabin:


And the pilot’s cockpit is equipped with the latest technology, including GPS-enabled voice-activated computer navigation system with digital mission-status readout; BlackBerry and cellular communications transponder; supplental oxygen dispensing system; 600-watt 110-volt AC power inverter; thermoelectrically controlled chilled beverage cooler; and 220-watt four-channel aftermarket MP3/CD stereo system:


Latest dynamic tracking projections show that the vehicle is scheduled to pass over the following states during it’s 4,000-mile flight trajectory:

  • Texas
  • Louisiana
  • Arkansas
  • Mississippi
  • Tennessee
  • Virginia
  • West Virginia
  • Pennsylvania
  • New York
  • Massachusetts
  • Vermont
  • New Hampshire
  • Maine
  • New Jersey
  • Delaware
  • Maryland
  • District of Columbia
  • North Carolina
  • South Carolina
  • Georgia
  • Alabama

Re-entry into the Texasphere is expected in approximately three weeks. Watch this space for further updates from mission control following (hopefully) a sucessful liftoff tomorrow morning.

3 Responses to “All systems “go” for launch”

  1. April says:

    WOW! You really are ready! Good luck with your travels! I look forward for the updates and PICTURES! You have a lot of land to cover and a hellofalot of miles to drive! Do you have any one destination in particular that you are looking forward to most of all?

  2. Meander says:

    good luck to you and mrs. toast! do be safe! we shall expect lots of photos!

  3. DogMa says:

    I am so excited for ya bud.
    Take ‘er easy and have fun you kids!

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