Inner Peace

Happy Monday.

I am passing this on because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, “The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you’ve started.”

So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn’t finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey’s, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how fucking good I feel.

7 Responses to “Inner Peace”

  1. April says:

    hahaha, yeah if you did that, I bet you feel REAL good right now!

    Happy Monday to you too!

  2. Karen says:

    yikes, i wish i could have joined ya haha

  3. Janelle says:

    LOL…I wish I could do that, but I have a toddler to think about and if I’m to smashed to take care of myself who is going to watch her.

  4. Mr. Toast says:

    Yes, it’s a joke! I haven’t really gotten that wasted since the New Year’s Eve party several years ago when I took off my pants and, er, ah … never mind.

  5. Anonymous says:

    And you are how old, Mr. Toast?

  6. Mr. Toast says:

    Young enough to want to, old enough to know how. Old enough to know better, young enough to say “WTF” and do it anyway…

  7. Anonymous says:

    Touche! :-)

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