Greetings from Tralfamadore


In case I have any readers left whatsoever who may be wondering why no new posts of any significance have appeared in this space for the last two weeks or more, I have a sure-fire excuse: a UFO landed in my back yard, and aliens abducted me to a distant planet where I have been living in a glass bubble with a buxom blonde porn star while my hosts observe my every move. (Mrs. Toast is not amused by this.)

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Hopefully this dry spell will be over soon, and I’ll be back to posting those pithy nuggets you all (both of you) know and love so well.

So it goes.

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